Here it is, September 19, I have the pirate module installed, and yet nothing has happened. Maybe a new post today will use the filter. Here is a quote from the official Talk Like a Pirate site:

We're talking about the mere image of swaggering pirateness. And while this is a guys' guide, the comely wench will have fun talking like a pirate, too. It's powerful, yet harmless. Perhaps, dare we suggest it, the ultimate aphrodisiac. Try it!

Here goes!