My Future Depends On It

Tue, 2007-12-18 01:08

This post was inspired by Beth from over at Ramblings of an Undisturbed Mind, whom everyone knows as the coolest girlie geek or maybe just the coolest redneck girlie geek. I don't know which she prefers, but Lord knows I ain't taking any chances.

It turns out that the aforementioned hot blogging redneck chick is running a most unbelievable contest that could win me no end of Internet fame and maybe a little fortune too if I play my cards right. I must admit, I noticed the contest a couple of days ago, and decided to blow it off. I mean, when you got looks like me, paid employment, and a hot blog such as this one, who needs fame, right.?

Then I read The Article.

The Article was written by one of those oh-so-suave British guys and was intended to be a put down aimed at the ladies of his country. That is fine, I don't know any British chicks, and if he wants to refer to them as lard-butt British frumps I can offer no argument.

The thing that got to me is what he said about American women.

Turns out, when American girls reach the age where looking good is no longer effortless, they are expected and also willing to shell out the cash to keep them at the peak of their game. I clicked through to a previous article and came up with a dollar amount. Turns out that the average American woman spends $700 on basic beauty maintenance and another grand on physical fitness each and every month. That is a pretty good chunk of change, folks.

I am not entirely sure when looking good will become effortless for me. It could be that a half century of natural beauty is all that anyone could ask, or it could be that I am one of the fortunate ones and will have a few decades of the good life yet to come. It is hard to say.

The hard truth is that one day, I am gonna have to pay.

And so, in an effort to plan for the future, I really really hope I win the cool blogging redneck girlie geek contest. Not really sure how I will turn all this newfound Internet fame into cold hard cash, but what the heck, it worked for John Chow.

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Thank you for the link love

Tue, 2007-12-18 15:05
ROTUS's picture

Hey, thank you for the link. Good luck on your contest entry, too. I think I just found the subject of my next blog post - big brother is watching you through his blog stats.

Any Time, Dude,

Tue, 2007-12-18 16:52

Glad I could give my poor frustrated reader such a classy means of escape. I will be waiting for that post.

Wow, I can't imagine blowing

Thu, 2007-12-20 05:05
Lis's picture

Wow, I can't imagine blowing USD 1.7k every month on basic beauty maintenance and exercise. That's 2.5k in Singapore dollars! Some people here don't even make that much in a month!

Actually

Thu, 2007-12-20 12:01

That is a nice chunk of change.

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